The Papal Condom
Don't get on my back just yet! read me out!
You see, it is no secret that I have major issues with organized religion... but this is something I have even more problems with! You see the pope, as representing the church, has declared the usage of condoms contrary to God's will... the same for all manners of contraception... if you are to have sex, it should be for the sake of reproduction... do not under any circumstance oppose that will, and therefore no condoms (we will leave the others aside for now)...
And so, as I was pondering the reasons why the pope would say such a thing, it suddenly dawned on me... a flash of memory... seeing the pope here, or on TV parading and saying hi to the people... much like a beauty queen... but he was being driven in a very... extremely... expensive bullet proof car... he's in a bullet-proof box... CAN YOU SEE THE HYPOCRISY?????
This is what I refer to as the Papal Condom... this box... i mean... where's the faith??? you're supposed to be the father of the church... it's biggest representative... the most devout of Christians... and you are wearing a condom???? what the @#$%?
Now some might argue that if it is God's will for the pope to die or be killed, it will happen regardless of bulletproof boxes... to which i answer... if God's will dictates that I have children every time I enjoy a night of sex with someone... it will happen regardless of condoms or any other form of contraception...
If you would kindly, therefore, abstain from criticizing my life, or even dictating the methods by which I should live, until you rid yourself of your Papal Condom...
April 24th, 2009 - 14:18
pure genius!
April 24th, 2009 - 20:38
Suka, lovely contradiction pointed out and lovely parallelism.
What you haven’t mentionned is:
1- church preaches abstinence. Why? because church feeds on miseries and frustration. The more people are frustrated, the more they seek god’s help. So you make them stupid so you explain to them why they have become stupid.
2- Why not using condom? more death ceremonies, more redemption for lost sinners, more bed side presence, more business!
3- More Power simply! imagine that you can preach something as criminla as stupid as not using condomn and still some people believe and follow your word. It is a great test for their power, a greater sign that they exist.
4- other condomn shapes in their world: robes covering the whole of the body, the papal hat covering a nice di.. head, nice church statues, etc… they are really well protected,
But they will never have enough prtection against free thinkers
Cheers and keep it up buddy
April 26th, 2009 - 06:36
me like lot
April 26th, 2009 - 11:45
Well my friend, I was not diving into a full blown attach on the church… just wanted to refer to what a friend referred to as “the pope’s condom” when i was telling him about that contradiction… thanks for the input… and we’ll see you soon enough to have a fun conversation.
July 27th, 2009 - 22:32
and more, much more than this, they went all the way with this condom issue by releasing a medical research (conducted by the vatican medical department), stating that the use of condoms actually INCREASES the AIDS virus!!! And that they have scientific proof that the HIV virus can infiltrate the pores of the condoms, thus concluding that the use of condoms INCREASE THE RISK OF AIDS!!
too bad that there are some people in remote villages blindly following the church’s orders…