The Papal Condom
Don't get on my back just yet! read me out!
You see, it is no secret that I have major issues with organized religion... but this is something I have even more problems with! You see the pope, as representing the church, has declared the usage of condoms contrary to God's will... the same for all manners of contraception... if you are to have sex, it should be for the sake of reproduction... do not under any circumstance oppose that will, and therefore no condoms (we will leave the others aside for now)...
And so, as I was pondering the reasons why the pope would say such a thing, it suddenly dawned on me... a flash of memory... seeing the pope here, or on TV parading and saying hi to the people... much like a beauty queen... but he was being driven in a very... extremely... expensive bullet proof car... he's in a bullet-proof box... CAN YOU SEE THE HYPOCRISY?????
This is what I refer to as the Papal Condom... this box... i mean... where's the faith??? you're supposed to be the father of the church... it's biggest representative... the most devout of Christians... and you are wearing a condom???? what the @#$%?
Now some might argue that if it is God's will for the pope to die or be killed, it will happen regardless of bulletproof boxes... to which i answer... if God's will dictates that I have children every time I enjoy a night of sex with someone... it will happen regardless of condoms or any other form of contraception...
If you would kindly, therefore, abstain from criticizing my life, or even dictating the methods by which I should live, until you rid yourself of your Papal Condom...
